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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."
    6. " Would you mind if we made a little stop first? I forgot my appointment with my parole officer"
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."
    6. " Would you mind if we made a little stop first? I forgot my appointment with my parole officer"
    (Oh come on, who of us hasn't said that on a first date?)

    7. You wanna come down to the trailer and meet my other wives? (that's kind of a Utah joke....)

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."
    6. " Would you mind if we made a little stop first? I forgot my appointment with my parole officer"
    (Oh come on, who of us hasn't said that on a first date?)

    7. You wanna come down to the trailer and meet my other wives? (that's kind of a Utah joke....)
    8." Could you please let me see a copy of your latest bank statement, and health records?"
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."
    6. "Would you mind if we made a little stop first? I forgot my appointment with my parole officer"
    (Oh come on, who of us hasn't said that on a first date?)

    7. You wanna come down to the trailer and meet my other wives? (that's kind of a Utah joke....)
    8. "Could you please let me see a copy of your latest bank statement, and health records?"
    9. "I don't like you"

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    10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. "Do you mind, I have to bring my kid along"
    2. "Heck, can I bring my parents and grandparents along too ?"
    3. "Just so we're clear... we're going dutch, right?"
    4. "Will you marry me ?"
    5. "This is going to be hard, so I'll just say it: can you lend me some money, I have to go to court tomorrow and I owe my attorney another five grand."
    6. "Would you mind if we made a little stop first? I forgot my appointment with my parole officer" (Oh come on, who of us hasn't said that on a first date?)
    7. You wanna come down to the trailer and meet my other wives? (that's kind of a Utah joke....)
    8. "Could you please let me see a copy of your latest bank statement, and health records?"
    9. "I don't like you"
    10. "Can you please hurry up and get me laid?"

    10 Things you shouldn't do in a movie theater

    1. Set the movie theater on fire.
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    10 Things you shouldn't do in a movie theater

    1. Set the movie theater on fire.
    2. Say loudly, "Oh, I heard that that guy turns out to be the murderer"
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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    10 Things you shouldn't do in a movie theater

    1. Set the movie theater on fire.
    2. Say loudly, "Oh, I heard that that guy turns out to be the murderer"
    3. Bring a really high hat

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    10 Things you shouldn't do in a movie theater

    1. Set the movie theater on fire.
    2. Say loudly, "Oh, I heard that that guy turns out to be the murderer"
    3. Bring a really high hat
    4. Leave your cell phone on.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do in a movie theater

    1. Set the movie theater on fire.
    2. Say loudly, "Oh, I heard that that guy turns out to be the murderer"
    3. Bring a really high hat
    4. Leave your cell phone on
    5. Yell at the movie characters.

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