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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.
    6. Announce that you'll be devoting your life to "drug experimentation."
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.
    6. Announce that you'll be devoting your life to "drug experimentation."
    7. "Seriously, Mum, I don't see why you should marry Dad..."

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.
    6. Announce that you'll be devoting your life to "drug experimentation."
    7. "Seriously, Mum, I don't see why you should marry Dad..."
    8. Feed the yucky veggies to the dog- who is across the room.
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.
    6. Announce that you'll be devoting your life to "drug experimentation."
    7. "Seriously, Mum, I don't see why you should marry Dad..."
    8. Feed the yucky veggies to the dog- who is across the room.
    9. "Mom, Dad is hot in bed. I can tell that."

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say while eating dinner with your parents.

    1. Mom, Dad.... It's time I told you. I'm adopted.
    2. Dad...Isnt this the food you spit in but didnt want me to tell mommy?
    3. "I think premartial sex is like the hottest thing now, mummy and daddy!"
    4. Announce you are joining a cult.
    5. Fart, then blame it on your mom.
    6. Announce that you'll be devoting your life to "drug experimentation."
    7. "Seriously, Mum, I don't see why you should marry Dad..."
    8. Feed the yucky veggies to the dog- who is across the room.
    9. "Mom, Dad is hot in bed. I can tell that."
    10. I've decided high school just isn't for me.

    Ten things you shouldn't do while wearing only shoes.

    1. Jog.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while wearing only shoes.

    1. Jog.
    2.Answer the door to recieve a UPS delivery
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do while wearing only shoes.

    1. Jog.
    2. Answer the door to recieve a UPS delivery.
    3. Go out in the morning for fresh air.

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