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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.
    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap' (hee hee... good one sen)
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
    5. Hit on the prison officers.
    6. Say to your big burly cellmate, "Woah buddy cut down on the onions! You're waking me up with your farting!"
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap' (hee hee... good one sen)
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
    5. Hit on the prison officers.
    6. Say to your big burly cellmate, "Woah buddy cut down on the onions! You're waking me up with your farting!"
    7. Your blue shirt sure brings out the color of your eyes.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
    5. Hit on the prison officers.
    6. Say to your big burly cellmate, "Woah buddy cut down on the onions! You're waking me up with your farting!"
    7. Your blue shirt sure brings out the color of your eyes.
    8. "I'm a vegetarian, I love tossed salad."
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
    5. Hit on the prison officers.
    6. Say to your big burly cellmate, "Woah buddy cut down on the onions! You're waking me up with your farting!"
    7. Your blue shirt sure brings out the color of your eyes.
    8. "I'm a vegetarian, I love tossed salad.
    9. I used to date your girlfriend.
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say in prison.

    1. 'I'd be more than happy to pick up the soap'
    2. 'Maybe we can escape through the toilet bowl'
    3. Attempt to strangle the warden with your besheet.
    4.Can we pleeease change the channel? I just can't miss "The Bacelorette!"
    5. Hit on the prison officers.
    6. Say to your big burly cellmate, "Woah buddy cut down on the onions! You're waking me up with your farting!"
    7. Your blue shirt sure brings out the color of your eyes.
    8. "I'm a vegetarian, I love tossed salad.
    9. I used to date your girlfriend.
    10. Smuggle in a cake with a file baked inside.

    Ten things you shouldn't use to decorate your yard.

    1. A 67 Chevy Nova

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    Ten things you shouldn't use to decorate your yard.

    1. A 67 Chevy Nova
    2. A Big Bullseye

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    Ten things you shouldn't use to decorate your yard.

    1. A 67 Chevy Nova
    2. A Big Bullseye
    3. Your brother-in-law's double-wide.

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