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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.
    6. Ask how is her marriage to Nick Lache.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.
    6. Ask how is her marriage to Nick Lache.
    7. Tell her that she really can't sing

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.
    6. Ask how is her marriage to Nick Lache.
    7. Tell her that she really can't sing
    8. Ask her how it was to be both Colin Farell's and Fred Durst's boy toys in the same week.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.
    6. Ask how is her marriage to Nick Lache.
    7. Tell her that she really can't sing
    8. Ask her how it was to be both Colin Farell's and Fred Durst's boy toys in the same week.
    9. Don't ask her if Madonna liked Christina's kiss better than hers.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do when you meet Britney Spears

    1. Ask her what other "bad girl" secrets she is hiding from her public.
    2. Talk about how great is Christina Aguilera's latest CD.
    3. Never use sentences with more than 10 words or words with more than three syllables. And always make sure to talk slowly
    4. Ask her what she thinks about Justin & Cameran's relationship.
    5. Never look her in the eye when talking to her. It will only confuse her. She is unaware of how to deal with people that are interested in more than gawking at her assets.
    6. Ask how is her marriage to Nick Lache.
    7. Tell her that she really can't sing
    8. Ask her how it was to be both Colin Farell's and Fred Durst's boy toys in the same week.
    9. Don't ask her if Madonna liked Christina's kiss better than hers.
    10. Light a match (The helium in her head might explode)

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when posting on FORT

    1. Post secret company information because you got the screens mixed up while working.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when posting on FORT

    1. Post secret company information because you got the screens mixed up while working.
    2. Anything that may piss John off!
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    10 Things you shouldn't do when posting on FORT

    1. Post secret company information because you got the screens mixed up while working.
    2. Anything that may piss John off! >>>LOL
    3. Post hot men or women, who look nothing like your SO, while he/she watches.

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