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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    6. Try to fix it yourself.
    7. Allow it to take over the world, or allow it to set the machines loose, killing all life on earth.
    8. Tie it to your leg with the power still on, then jump into a swimming pool.
    9. Stick your tongue into the floppy drive.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    6. Try to fix it yourself.
    7. Allow it to take over the world, or allow it to set the machines loose, killing all life on earth.
    8. Tie it to your leg with the power still on, then jump into a swimming pool.
    9. Stick your tongue into the floppy drive.
    10. Stick a fork in it, toaster style.

    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City

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    [QUOTE=aMaZiN'RaCeGuY>]Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City
    5. Mislabeled Home Video's Involving yourself, a donkey and some fruit in compromising positions.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City
    5. Mislabeled Home Video's Involving yourself, a donkey and some fruit in compromising positions.
    6. Happy Days reruns.

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City
    5. Mislabeled Home Video's Involving yourself, a donkey and some fruit in compromising positions.
    6. Happy Days reruns.
    7.WWF Smackdown
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City
    5. Mislabeled Home Video's Involving yourself, a donkey and some fruit in compromising positions.
    6. Happy Days reruns.
    7. WWF Smackdown
    8. Fear Factor
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    Ten things you should not let your kids watch on tv:

    1. Jackass
    2. The Osbournes
    3. South Park
    4. Sex In The City
    5. Mislabeled Home Video's Involving yourself, a donkey and some fruit in compromising positions.
    6. Happy Days reruns.
    7. WWF Smackdown
    8. Fear Factor
    9.E! Wild On
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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