10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working
1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
4. Give it a bath.
5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
6. Try to fix it yourself.
7. Allow it to take over the world, or allow it to set the machines loose, killing all life on earth.
8. Tie it to your leg with the power still on, then jump into a swimming pool.
9. Stick your tongue into the floppy drive.