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    10 celebrities you shouldnt bring home to your parents:

    1. Anna Nicole Smith
    2. Jenna Jameson
    3. Ron Jeremy
    4. Howard Stern
    5. Mike Tyson
    6. Jessica Simpson
    7. Bam Margera

    (I'd love to date Bam. And I'd love even more to introduce him to my parents. Dinner with Jessica might be fun, too.)

    8. Michael Jackson.
    9. Marilyn Manson

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    10 celebrities you shouldnt bring home to your parents:

    1. Anna Nicole Smith
    2. Jenna Jameson
    3. Ron Jeremy
    4. Howard Stern
    5. Mike Tyson
    6. Jessica Simpson
    7. Bam Margera

    (I'd love to date Bam. And I'd love even more to introduce him to my parents. Dinner with Jessica might be fun, too.)

    8. Michael Jackson.
    9. Marilyn Manson
    10. Bjork (scary)

    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before )
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before )
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before )
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    6. Try to fix it yourself.
    Gustav Holst was right!

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    6. Try to fix it yourself.
    7. Allow it to take over the world, or allow it to set the machines loose, killing all life on earth.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do when your computer is not working

    1. look up your favorite porn sites on your parents computer, use your friends parents instead.
    2. Give the machine a good whack. (apparently pcs don't work that way... I've tried it before ) (who says? -senrik)
    3.Pour in coffee to wake it up.
    4. Give it a bath.
    5. Take it to one of those Big Box Computer Stores. (you'll get it back in pieces and still pay a lot of money)
    6. Try to fix it yourself.
    7. Allow it to take over the world, or allow it to set the machines loose, killing all life on earth.
    8. Tie it to your leg with the power still on, then jump into a swimming pool.
    Gustav Holst was right!

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