10 things you shouldn't do while at a family reunion
1. Blurt out to your parents/grandparents that you're on illegal drugs.
2. Pat your pregnant aunt/mother/anyone else on the back.
3. Trip your 90 year-old relative.
4. Give your 3 year-old cousin a taste of your beer
5. Accidently slip a sleep-inducing drug into someone's drink.
6. Eat the chili