
Originally Posted by
HomerRules 10 Things You Should Never Try To Do
1. Stand on a basketball
2. jump out of a window in underwear and a sheet 'just like superman'
3. put as much bubble gum as possible in your mouth and then blow a bubble
4. Dismember a body part for "the heck of it"
5. Tell the police that you killed someone and hide the body but don't remember where, just for the heck of it.
6. Say the word bomb in an airport because you think the security guard is hot
7. Say that you are going to kill the President, while visiting the White House, because you wanted to see how quickly the secret service would respond.
8. Put boric acid powder into an envelope and send it to the President.
9. Look for a gas leak with a lighter.
10. Tell your boss you'll get to it as soon as you're finished posting your opinion in this Forum.