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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.
    6. You're going to pay how much for that?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.
    6. You're going to pay how much for that?
    7. Isn't that a little bit young for you?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.
    6. You're going to pay how much for that?
    7. Isn't that a little bit young for you?
    8. New appliances aren't going to make you a better cook, dear.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.
    6. You're going to pay how much for that?
    7. Isn't that a little bit young for you?
    8. New appliances aren't going to make you a better cook, dear.
    9. You've only got one pair of feet; WHY are you buying three pairs of the SAME shoe in different colors?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.
    6. You're going to pay how much for that?
    7. Isn't that a little bit young for you?
    8. New appliances aren't going to make you a better cook, dear.
    9. You've only got one pair of feet; WHY are you buying three pairs of the SAME shoe in different colors?
    10. Hurry up and choose, my mistress is expecting me in 20 minutes.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 solitary activities that you enjoy:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 solitary activities that you enjoy:

    1. reading
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 solitary activities that you enjoy:

    1. reading
    2. surfing the net

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 solitary activities that you enjoy:

    1. reading
    2. surfing the net
    3. taking photos
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 solitary activities that you enjoy:

    1. reading
    2. surfing the net
    3. taking photos
    4. listening to music

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