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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:

    1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
    2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
    3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
    4. where do I go to get my benefits
    5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
    6. What if I step over with one foot?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:

    1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
    2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
    3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
    4. where do I go to get my benefits
    5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
    6. What if I step over with one foot?
    7. Could you recommend a spot for my in-laws to sneak through later tonight?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:

    1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
    2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
    3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
    4. where do I go to get my benefits
    5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
    6. What if I step over with one foot?
    7. Could you recommend a spot for my in-laws to sneak through later tonight?
    8. Can you point me to someone that would like to buy my gun?
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:

    1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
    2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
    3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
    4. where do I go to get my benefits
    5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
    6. What if I step over with one foot?
    7. Could you recommend a spot for my in-laws to sneak through later tonight?
    8. Can you point me to someone that would like to buy my gun?
    9. what's your extradition policy?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:

    1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
    2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
    3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
    4. where do I go to get my benefits
    5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
    6. What if I step over with one foot?
    7. Could you recommend a spot for my in-laws to sneak through later tonight?
    8. Can you point me to someone that would like to buy my gun?
    9. what's your extradition policy?
    10. Can I hold your gun, please?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:[/B]

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a husband should not say out loud while shopping with his wife:

    1. Maybe they have that in large.
    2. You're not going to buy that knowing you look like a whale.
    3. I think it looks better on the mannequin.
    4. You can see the cellulite through the skirt
    5. That would look much better on your sister.

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