Name 10 things you shouldn't ask a border patrol officer:
1. to hold your bottle of liquor while you open the car's trunk
2. So you didn't do well enough in the academy to become a REAL police officer, huh?
3. how can they be fruit flies if they're all over the potatoes?
4. where do I go to get my benefits
5. no need to look in my trunk, right?
6. What if I step over with one foot?