Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a public swimming pool:
1. Yell "thunder" so everyone else will leave.
2. "relieve" yourself
3. Shampoo your dog.
4. Do a cannonball on an unsuspecting stranger.
5. skinny dip
6. Disobey slide rules if there are slides, such as going down headfirst
7. Add your own chlorine.
8. Wrestle with people on the sides of the pool to see who can push the other in first.