Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:
1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
3. A massage.
4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
5. something from a competitor's store
6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
7. A house call
8. change your kid's diaper