10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[lopevian]

Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
3. A massage.
4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
5. something from a competitor's store
6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
7. A house call
8. change your kid's diaper

[JohnnyK]

Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
3. A massage.
4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
5. something from a competitor's store
6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
7. A house call
8. change your kid's diaper
9. His number

[Gutmutter]

Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
3. A massage.
4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
5. something from a competitor's store
6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
7. A house call
8. change your kid's diaper
9. His number
10. A kiss

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

[beerbelly]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken

[lopevian]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken
2. candle

[beerbelly]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken
2. candle
3. Spiders

[Eastcoastmom]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken
2. candle
3. Spiders
4. coal

[lopevian]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken
2. candle
3. Spiders
4. coal
5. Monopoly money

[beerbelly]

1. chicken
2. candle
3. Spiders
4. coal
5. Monopoly money
6. Shotgun

[Gutmutter]

Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

1. chicken
2. candle
3. Spiders
4. coal
5. Monopoly money
6. Shotgun
7. Matches