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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

    1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
    2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
    3. A massage.
    4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
    5. something from a competitor's store
    6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
    7. A house call
    8. change your kid's diaper

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

    1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
    2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
    3. A massage.
    4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
    5. something from a competitor's store
    6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
    7. A house call
    8. change your kid's diaper
    9. His number

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't request from a department store Santa:

    1. A divorce - this made me LOL!
    2. ask him to tell your kid that Santa knows they've been bad
    3. A massage.
    4. ask him to tell your kid Santa's completely out of the very toy they're hoping for
    5. something from a competitor's store
    6. Tell Santa you've been bad and could use a spanking
    7. A house call
    8. change your kid's diaper
    9. His number
    10. A kiss

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
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    - Virginia Woolf

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
    2. candle

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
    2. candle
    3. Spiders
    For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
    - Virginia Woolf

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
    2. candle
    3. Spiders
    4. coal

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
    2. candle
    3. Spiders
    4. coal
    5. Monopoly money

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    1. chicken
    2. candle
    3. Spiders
    4. coal
    5. Monopoly money
    6. Shotgun
    For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
    - Virginia Woolf

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't put in a child's Christmas stocking:

    1. chicken
    2. candle
    3. Spiders
    4. coal
    5. Monopoly money
    6. Shotgun
    7. Matches
    Count your blessings!

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