Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
4. show up with a "Parents Against Homework" sign
5. Go topless
6. Hit on one of the other parents.
7. Sing 'hot for teacher'
8. Stage a mutiny against the chair(wo)man.