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Name 10 things you shouldn't do first thing in the morning:
1. Try to have a serious conversation/discussion!
2. balance your checkbook
3. have an alcoholic drink
4. eat twelve slices of bacon
5. turn off the alarm unless you're actually sitting up with the light on
6. walk to the bathroom with your eyes closed
7. let the dog out the door and try to put the cat on the run (acually did that once)
8. use a meat slicer
Name 10 things you shouldn't do first thing in the morning:
1. Try to have a serious conversation/discussion!
2. balance your checkbook
3. have an alcoholic drink
4. eat twelve slices of bacon
5. turn off the alarm unless you're actually sitting up with the light on
6. walk to the bathroom with your eyes closed
7. let the dog out the door and try to put the cat on the run (acually did that once)
8. use a meat slicer
9. call someone in an earlier time zone
Name 10 things you shouldn't do first thing in the morning:
1. Try to have a serious conversation/discussion!
2. balance your checkbook
3. have an alcoholic drink
4. eat twelve slices of bacon
5. turn off the alarm unless you're actually sitting up with the light on
6. walk to the bathroom with your eyes closed
7. let the dog out the door and try to put the cat on the run (acually did that once)
8. use a meat slicer
9. call someone in an earlier time zone
10. blast your stereo
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
4. show up with a "Parents Against Homework" sign
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
4. show up with a "Parents Against Homework" sign
5. Go topless
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
4. show up with a "Parents Against Homework" sign
5. Go topless
6. Hit on one of the other parents.
Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a PTA meeting:
1. Talk crap about teachers
2. Ask if there is an open bar
3. Refuse to sign up for any of the suggested projects
4. show up with a "Parents Against Homework" sign
5. Go topless
6. Hit on one of the other parents.
7. Sing 'hot for teacher'