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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) at a yard sale:

    1. Can I pay for this trinket with a hundred-dollar bill?
    2. Does this puzzle have all its pieces?
    3. You actually paid money for that?
    4. Can I go in your bathroom and try on some of these clothes?
    5. Can I pay you in trade?
    6. Do you have any Playboy magazines for sale?
    7. Do you have layaway?
    8. Can you go get me some coffee and a biscuit so I can browse for a while?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) at a yard sale:

    1. Can I pay for this trinket with a hundred-dollar bill?
    2. Does this puzzle have all its pieces?
    3. You actually paid money for that?
    4. Can I go in your bathroom and try on some of these clothes?
    5. Can I pay you in trade?
    6. Do you have any Playboy magazines for sale?
    7. Do you have layaway?
    8. Can you go get me some coffee and a biscuit so I can browse for a while?
    9. Oooh, that's ugly!
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) at a yard sale:

    1. Can I pay for this trinket with a hundred-dollar bill?
    2. Does this puzzle have all its pieces?
    3. You actually paid money for that?
    4. Can I go in your bathroom and try on some of these clothes?
    5. Can I pay you in trade?
    6. Do you have any Playboy magazines for sale?
    7. Do you have layaway?
    8. Can you go get me some coffee and a biscuit so I can browse for a while?
    9. Oooh, that's ugly!
    10. I think you need that treadmill more than me, pal.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop
    3. get in when there is only one other person on the elevator and crowd his/her personal space

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop
    3. get in when there is only one other person on the elevator and crowd his/her personal space
    4. apply body spray to a fellow rider you've deemed stinky

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) on an elevator:

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop
    3. get in when there is only one other person on the elevator and crowd his/her personal space
    4. apply body spray to a fellow rider you've deemed stinky
    5. pass gas - especially if you then try to blame it on someone else.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop
    3. get in when there is only one other person on the elevator and crowd his/her personal space
    4. apply body spray to a fellow rider you've deemed stinky
    5. pass gas - especially if you then try to blame it on someone else.
    6. Press all the buttons
    For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    1. You know, I got stuck in here yesterday.
    2. sit on the floor and open your laptop
    3. get in when there is only one other person on the elevator and crowd his/her personal space
    4. apply body spray to a fellow rider you've deemed stinky
    5. pass gas - especially if you then try to blame it on someone else.
    6. Press all the buttons
    7. share your political views with everyone

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