Name 10 things you shouldn't do (or say) at a yard sale:
1. Can I pay for this trinket with a hundred-dollar bill?
2. Does this puzzle have all its pieces?
3. You actually paid money for that?
4. Can I go in your bathroom and try on some of these clothes?
5. Can I pay you in trade?
6. Do you have any Playboy magazines for sale?
7. Do you have layaway?
8. Can you go get me some coffee and a biscuit so I can browse for a while?