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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While At a Sporting Event:

    1. Run out onto the field (court, diamond, rink or other playing surface) during the competition.
    2. Drink too much and become belligerent to your neighbors and to the players.
    3. Try to claim that a primo seat is yours when your ticket is for the nosebleed section.
    4. Throw your trash on to the playing field.
    5. Start a fight with fans of the other team.
    6. Take your clothes off.
    7. Sit and read a book.
    8. Scalp tickets.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While At a Sporting Event:

    1. Run out onto the field (court, diamond, rink or other playing surface) during the competition.
    2. Drink too much and become belligerent to your neighbors and to the players.
    3. Try to claim that a primo seat is yours when your ticket is for the nosebleed section.
    4. Throw your trash on to the playing field.
    5. Start a fight with fans of the other team.
    6. Take your clothes off.
    7. Sit and read a book.
    8. Scalp tickets.
    9. Try to short-change the vendors.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While At a Sporting Event:

    1. Run out onto the field (court, diamond, rink or other playing surface) during the competition.
    2. Drink too much and become belligerent to your neighbors and to the players.
    3. Try to claim that a primo seat is yours when your ticket is for the nosebleed section.
    4. Throw your trash on to the playing field.
    5. Start a fight with fans of the other team.
    6. Take your clothes off.
    7. Sit and read a book.
    8. Scalp tickets.
    9. Try to short-change the vendors.
    10. Challenge the cheeleaders to a cheer-off.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)
    3. Your private stash of your favorite candy.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)
    3. Your private stash of your favorite candy.
    4. Religious tracts

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)
    3. Your private stash of your favorite candy.
    4. Religious tracts
    5. Apples with razor blades in them (remember that little news item?)

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)
    3. Your private stash of your favorite candy.
    4. Religious tracts
    5. Apples with razor blades in them (remember that little news item?)
    6. Costume critiques

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give out at Halloween:

    1. Unwrapped treats of any kind.
    2. Condoms (remember the Everybody Loves Raymond episode?)
    3. Your private stash of your favorite candy.
    4. Religious tracts
    5. Apples with razor blades in them (remember that little news item?)
    6. Costume critiques
    7. Small coins or items to children under three (who might swallow them).

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