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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an opera singer:

    1. I would have enjoyed the performance better if you had sung in English.
    2. Where do they get costumes to fit you?
    3. I could detect your bad breath even though I was sitting in the balcony section.
    4. Want to enter a karaoke contest with me?
    5. How much rehearsal time did you have, anyway?
    6. I bet I could do that.
    7. Did you know the musicians in the orchestra pit were laughing at you?
    8. Leave "Ave Maria" to the pros, please.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an opera singer:

    1. I would have enjoyed the performance better if you had sung in English.
    2. Where do they get costumes to fit you?
    3. I could detect your bad breath even though I was sitting in the balcony section.
    4. Want to enter a karaoke contest with me?
    5. How much rehearsal time did you have, anyway?
    6. I bet I could do that.
    7. Did you know the musicians in the orchestra pit were laughing at you?
    8. Leave "Ave Maria" to the pros, please.
    9. Don't you people ever perform anything that's less than three hours long?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an opera singer:

    1. I would have enjoyed the performance better if you had sung in English.
    2. Where do they get costumes to fit you?
    3. I could detect your bad breath even though I was sitting in the balcony section.
    4. Want to enter a karaoke contest with me?
    5. How much rehearsal time did you have, anyway?
    6. I bet I could do that.
    7. Did you know the musicians in the orchestra pit were laughing at you?
    8. Leave "Ave Maria" to the pros, please.
    9. Don't you people ever perform anything that's less than three hours long?
    10. Well, that was interesting.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?
    3. Are your parents in control of your money?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?
    3. Are your parents in control of your money
    4. Can I buy you a beer?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?
    3. Are your parents in control of your money
    4. Can I buy you a beer?
    5. Ever considered plastic surgery?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?
    3. Are your parents in control of your money
    4. Can I buy you a beer?
    5. Ever considered plastic surgery?
    6. You really should be in school.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a teen celebrity:

    1. You are delusional if you think your good looks are going to last forever.
    2. Why are you famous?
    3. Are your parents in control of your money
    4. Can I buy you a beer?
    5. Ever considered plastic surgery?
    6. You really should be in school.
    7. If you were my child, I'd take you over my knee and spank you.
    Count your blessings!

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