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    10 things you shouldn't do/say during a wedding you don't approve of

    1. take bets on the length of the marriage
    2. Stand up on a chair screaming "Go to hell!" during the ceremony.
    3. Stand up and rant when the minister asks to speak now or forever hold your peace.
    4. Shoot one or both of the newlyweds.
    5. You shouldn't even come to the wedding right ?
    6. Throw fart bombs into the reception hall.
    7. Say, "I'm so glad Rachel got married. I mean, before the operation, he was so shy... "
    8. Show Up

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say during a wedding you don't approve of

    1. take bets on the length of the marriage
    2. Stand up on a chair screaming "Go to hell!" during the ceremony.
    3. Stand up and rant when the minister asks to speak now or forever hold your peace.
    4. Shoot one or both of the newlyweds.
    5. You shouldn't even come to the wedding right ?
    6. Throw fart bombs into the reception hall.
    7. Say, "I'm so glad Rachel got married. I mean, before the operation, he was so shy... "
    8. Show Up
    9. Hire a hitman to shoot the crowd.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say during a wedding you don't approve of

    1. take bets on the length of the marriage
    2. Stand up on a chair screaming "Go to hell!" during the ceremony.
    3. Stand up and rant when the minister asks to speak now or forever hold your peace.
    4. Shoot one or both of the newlyweds.
    5. You shouldn't even come to the wedding right ?
    6. Throw fart bombs into the reception hall.
    7. Say, "I'm so glad Rachel got married. I mean, before the operation, he was so shy... "
    8. Show Up
    9. Hire a hitman to shoot the crowd.
    10. When it's time to kiss the bride/groom, do it French.
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    Queen, your call for the next '10 things you shouldn't do' topic
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.
    2. Worry About It

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.
    2. Worry About It
    3. Turn in another assignment and only change the date and title.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.
    2. Worry About It
    3. Turn in another assignment and only change the date and title
    4. Look something up on the web, copy it and turn it in as your own

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.
    2. Worry About It
    3. Turn in another assignment and only change the date and title
    4. Look something up on the web, copy it and turn it in as your own
    5. Tell the teacher your dog ate it.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Haven't Started Your Homework (And It's Due The Next Day)

    1. Forget you have homework due the next day.
    2. Worry About It
    3. Turn in another assignment and only change the date and title
    4. Look something up on the web, copy it and turn it in as your own
    5. Tell the teacher your dog ate it.
    6. Tell all your friends about your troubles, then don't show up at school the next day.

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