10 things you shouldn't do/say during a wedding you don't approve of
1. take bets on the length of the marriage
2. Stand up on a chair screaming "Go to hell!" during the ceremony.
3. Stand up and rant when the minister asks to speak now or forever hold your peace.
4. Shoot one or both of the newlyweds.
5. You shouldn't even come to the wedding right ?
6. Throw fart bombs into the reception hall.
7. Say, "I'm so glad Rachel got married. I mean, before the operation, he was so shy... "
8. Show Up