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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're all alone:

    1. climb a tall ladder
    2. swim
    3. start a bonfire
    4. watch a horror movie
    5. announce to the radio commentator (while on the air) that you are home alone
    6. go hiking or boating without telling someone your plans
    7. leave first floor windows and doors open when you go upstairs.
    8. one of those twisty, advanced yoga poses
    9. answer the door without looking through the peep hole.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're all alone:

    1. climb a tall ladder
    2. swim
    3. start a bonfire
    4. watch a horror movie
    5. announce to the radio commentator (while on the air) that you are home alone
    6. go hiking or boating without telling someone your plans
    7. leave first floor windows and doors open when you go upstairs.
    8. one of those twisty, advanced yoga poses
    9. answer the door without looking through the peep hole.
    10. decide to repair a well (not that I've done this, but someone I know had a husband who did this and ended up stuck in the well for several hours until someone happened by)

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4348981]Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    4. "Don't go in the kitchen right now - Steve and Becky are doin' it again!"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    4. "Don't go in the kitchen right now - Steve and Becky are doin' it again!"
    5. I hear they've had problems with staff stealing credit card numbers here.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    4. "Don't go in the kitchen right now - Steve and Becky are doin' it again!"
    5. I hear they've had problems with staff stealing credit card numbers here.
    6. Are those new menus in yet? The price hikes will sure improve our tips!
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    4. "Don't go in the kitchen right now - Steve and Becky are doin' it again!"
    5. I hear they've had problems with staff stealing credit card numbers here.
    6. Are those new menus in yet? The price hikes will sure improve our tips!
    7. What do you mean they lost their alcohol license?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Don't Want to Overhear in a Restaurant:

    1. "I heard they had a problem with E. coli in this restaurant."
    2. One server saying to another: "Trust me, they'll never notice that you dropped that entree on the floor. Just pick it up, replate it, and go!"
    3. Clear those tables quickly, there's a birthday party of little kids coming in!
    4. "Don't go in the kitchen right now - Steve and Becky are doin' it again!"
    5. I hear they've had problems with staff stealing credit card numbers here.
    6. Are those new menus in yet? The price hikes will sure improve our tips!
    7. What do you mean they lost their alcohol license?
    8. THREE critter control vans just pulled up out back!

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