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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a body builder:

    1. What brand of steroids do you recommend?
    2. Too bad there are some things you can't make bigger lifting weights.
    3. You look ridiculous all oiled up like that.
    4. Having trouble opening that jar? Let me help you.
    5. What does it feel like when a 100-lb. weight drops on your foot?
    6. Brains are way better than brawn, you know.
    7. Don't get your panties all in a bunch.
    8. Where did you buy that skanky little swim suit?
    9. Would you help me put this necklace on? The clasp is a little tricky.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Gutmutter;4333230]Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a body builder:

    1. What brand of steroids do you recommend?
    2. Too bad there are some things you can't make bigger lifting weights.
    3. You look ridiculous all oiled up like that.
    4. Having trouble opening that jar? Let me help you.
    5. What does it feel like when a 100-lb. weight drops on your foot?
    6. Brains are way better than brawn, you know.
    7. Don't get your panties all in a bunch.
    8. Where did you buy that skanky little swim suit?
    9. Would you help me put this necklace on? The clasp is a little tricky.
    10. Are you familiar with the story of Narcissus?

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    Whoo hoo!!!!!
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4333653]Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    Whoo hoo!!!!!
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.
    4. Turn to your S.O. and say, "You didn't tell me insanity ran in your family!"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    Whoo hoo!!!!!
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.
    4. Turn to your S.O. and say, "You didn't tell me insanity ran in your family!"
    5. "How can such a nice looking guy have such homely-looking parents?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.
    4. Turn to your S.O. and say, "You didn't tell me insanity ran in your family!"
    5. "How can such a nice looking guy have such homely-looking parents?"
    6. Flirt with the parent.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.
    4. Turn to your S.O. and say, "You didn't tell me insanity ran in your family!"
    5. "How can such a nice looking guy have such homely-looking parents?"
    6. Flirt with the parent.
    7. Steal something you see that you'd like to have.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do When Meeting a Significant Other's Family for the First Time:

    1. Drink too much.
    2. Thank you for raising your son to be so "giving" - especially in the bedroom.
    3. Serve yourself first at dinner.
    4. Turn to your S.O. and say, "You didn't tell me insanity ran in your family!"
    5. "How can such a nice looking guy have such homely-looking parents?"
    6. Flirt with the parent.
    7. Steal something you see that you'd like to have.
    8. Talk about your sex life.
    Count your blessings!

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