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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?

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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?
    6. Where are all the hot dancers?

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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?
    6. Where are all the hot dancers?
    7. I've actually been kicked out of the most notorious biker bar in a sleazy part of town. () So from experience I can say you should not show up already drunk and decide that dancing on the bar is the best idea ever. Even with your clothes on. And yes, tequila was involved.

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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?
    6. Where are all the hot dancers?
    7. I've actually been kicked out of the most notorious biker bar in a sleazy part of town.
    8. I'm a wanted serial killer.

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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?
    6. Where are all the hot dancers?
    7. I've actually been kicked out of the most notorious biker bar in a sleazy part of town.
    8. I'm a wanted serial killer.
    (that might make you more popular!)
    9. I'm a narc, did someone page me?

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    10 things you should not do/say in a biker bar.

    1. Whose headlight does this belong to?
    2. Whose bike is parked in the handicap spot? I think you should move it.
    3. Which one of you sissy boys will be buying my beer tonight?
    4. I just vandalized a bike. Whose was that?
    5. Which night is karaoke night?
    6. Where are all the hot dancers?
    7. I've actually been kicked out of the most notorious biker bar in a sleazy part of town.
    8. I'm a wanted serial killer.
    9. I'm a narc, did someone page me?
    10. Don't say anything, but proceed to flay everyone you see.

    10 things you shouldn't do/say to a person who clearly wants to hurt you

    1. Tell them not to hurt you.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to a person who clearly wants to hurt you

    1. Tell them not to hurt you.
    2. Tell them they were adopted and no one likes them.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to a person who clearly wants to hurt you

    1. Tell them not to hurt you.
    2. Tell them they were adopted and no one likes them.
    3. Tell them to shove it
    I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep
    If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet


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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to a person who clearly wants to hurt you

    1. Tell them not to hurt you.
    2. Tell them they were adopted and no one likes them.
    3. Tell them to shove it
    4. Stay around and let them hurt you.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to a person who clearly wants to hurt you

    1. Tell them not to hurt you.
    2. Tell them they were adopted and no one likes them.
    3. Tell them to shove it
    4. Stay around and let them hurt you.

    5. Beg them to please not do it.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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