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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things You Shouldn't Do in a Job Interview:

    1. Pick your nose.
    2. Laugh aloud when told the starting salary for the position.
    3. Refuse to take any qualifying tests they require.
    4. Flirt with the interviewer.
    5. Ask if the billable hour requirement is mandatory.
    6. Wear black fishnet pantyhose and a very short skirt.
    7. Shoot staples out of the stapler and fling rubber bands at the diplomas on the wall.
    8. Ask what brand of coffee they supply for the employees to drink.
    9. Space out
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Gutmutter;4310086]Name 10 things You Shouldn't Do in a Job Interview:

    1. Pick your nose.
    2. Laugh aloud when told the starting salary for the position.
    3. Refuse to take any qualifying tests they require.
    4. Flirt with the interviewer.
    5. Ask if the billable hour requirement is mandatory.
    6. Wear black fishnet pantyhose and a very short skirt.
    7. Shoot staples out of the stapler and fling rubber bands at the diplomas on the wall.
    8. Ask what brand of coffee they supply for the employees to drink.
    9. Space out
    10. Show up naked.

    Speaking of which, Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Gutmutter;4310460]Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    4. "How much sunscreen do you go through in a year?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    4. "How much sunscreen do you go through in a year?"
    5. glass blowing
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    4. "How much sunscreen do you go through in a year?"
    5. glass blowing
    6. Play football

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Photobabe;4310818]Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    4. "How much sunscreen do you go through in a year?"
    5. glass blowing
    6. Play football
    7. Sit down on a old-fashioned metal lawn chair that's been sitting outside in the sun all day

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say at a Nudist Colony:

    1. Point and laugh
    2. "So, I guess you've never had anything 'lifted,' have you?"
    3. Wear thigh-high fishnets
    4. "How much sunscreen do you go through in a year?"
    5. glass blowing
    6. Play football
    7. Sit down on a old-fashioned metal lawn chair that's been sitting outside in the sun all day
    8. String trim

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