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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.
    6. "Well....you know....there's always a chance he won't look the same way when he grows up."
    7. Is she adopted?
    8. "Bet this will get you to reconsider your method of birth control."
    9. Oh, too bad. I know you were hoping for a boy.
    Count your blessings!

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.
    6. "Well....you know....there's always a chance he won't look the same way when he grows up."
    7. Is she adopted?
    8. "Bet this will get you to reconsider your method of birth control."
    9. Oh, too bad. I know you were hoping for a boy.
    10. Looking at mother's stomach... "Are you pregnant again already?"

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    4. Thumb your nose at your teachers.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    4. Thumb your nose at your teachers.
    5. Moon your teachers from the bus window as it pulls away.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    4. Thumb your nose at your teachers.
    5. Moon your teachers from the bus window as it pulls away.
    6. Flunk

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    4. Thumb your nose at your teachers.
    5. Moon your teachers from the bus window as it pulls away.
    6. Flunk
    7. Hang your principal's toupee from the flagpole.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on the last day of school:

    1. Throw your papers all over yards as you walk home from school.
    2. Rip donuts in the parking lot.
    3. Skip school (the last day is fun!)
    4. Thumb your nose at your teachers.
    5. Moon your teachers from the bus window as it pulls away.
    6. Flunk
    7. Hang your principal's toupee from the flagpole.
    8. Write your name and phone number in permanent marker on the bathroom stall.
    Count your blessings!

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