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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Movies:

    1. Talk on your cellphone
    2. Loudly reveal the ending of the movie to the rest of the audience
    3. Allow your children to run up and down the aisles.
    4. Leave your trash behind.
    5. Ask for a refund if you didn't like the movie.
    6. Lean your seat all the way back into the lap of the person behind you.
    7. Do "the naughty" with your date.
    8. Talk back to the actors on the screen.
    9. Bring your own food (but I do)
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    [QUOTE=Gutmutter;4300471]10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Movies:

    1. Talk on your cellphone
    2. Loudly reveal the ending of the movie to the rest of the audience
    3. Allow your children to run up and down the aisles.
    4. Leave your trash behind.
    5. Ask for a refund if you didn't like the movie.
    6. Lean your seat all the way back into the lap of the person behind you.
    7. Do "the naughty" with your date.
    8. Talk back to the actors on the screen.
    9. Bring your own food (but I do)
    10. Ask for triple the normal amount of butter on your popcorn (unless you really don't have any need for those arteries anymore).

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4300634]10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.
    6. "Well....you know....there's always a chance he won't look the same way when he grows up."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.
    6. "Well....you know....there's always a chance he won't look the same way when he grows up."
    7. Is she adopted?
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    [QUOTE=Gutmutter;4300701]10 Things You Shouldn't Do or Say the First Time You See Someone's New Baby:

    1. Now THAT'S a baby! (Seinfeld episode)
    2. There goes your marriage!
    3. Wow! He looks just like your next door neighbor.
    4. Are there any redheads in your husband's family? I thought that was a recessive gene.
    5. Without anyone's permission, pick the baby up.
    6. "Well....you know....there's always a chance he won't look the same way when he grows up."
    7. Is she adopted?
    8. "Bet this will get you to reconsider your method of birth control."

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