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04-29-2011, 10:06 AM #6651
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
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04-29-2011, 03:04 PM #6652
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Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
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04-29-2011, 08:45 PM #6653
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
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04-29-2011, 10:53 PM #6654
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
[QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4281854]Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
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04-30-2011, 11:55 AM #6655
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
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04-30-2011, 02:11 PM #6656
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).
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04-30-2011, 03:04 PM #6657
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Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).
9. Are you pregnant?
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05-01-2011, 07:39 PM #6658
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:
1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).
9. Are you pregnant?
10. "You still haven't divorced him?"
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.
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05-01-2011, 08:16 PM #6659
9/11/2001 NEVER FORGET.
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.
1. Good luck getting a job in this economy!
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05-01-2011, 09:26 PM #6660
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.
1. Good luck getting a job in this economy!
2. If you had worked harder, your GPA would have been higher.
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