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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.

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    [QUOTE=Columbia, MD;4281854]Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
    6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
    6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
    7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
    6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
    7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
    8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
    6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
    7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
    8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).
    9. Are you pregnant?
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do/Say at a Family Reunion:

    1. "You don't look well: Am I in the will?"
    2. Hand out a family tree that indicates which family members weren't born quite far enough into wedlock.
    3. Oh, my goodness, you've really packed on the pounds!!
    4. Announce that the family reunions on the other side of your family are much more enjoyable.
    5. Ask who catered the reunion and say the food is awful.
    6. Hand out "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to everyone.
    7. Make a point of commenting on children who do not resemble either of their parents.
    8. Ask everyone over the age of eighteen why they aren't married yet (or, if they are married, ask when they're going to start having children--or stop having children, as the case may be).
    9. Are you pregnant?
    10. "You still haven't divorced him?"

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.

    1. Good luck getting a job in this economy!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Someone Who's Just Graduated.

    1. Good luck getting a job in this economy!
    2. If you had worked harder, your GPA would have been higher.

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