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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.
    6. Loudly disparage the merchandise on offer.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.
    6. Loudly disparage the merchandise on offer.
    7. Cut the tags off clothes, leave your old duds in the fitting room, and walk out.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.
    6. Loudly disparage the merchandise on offer.
    7. Cut the tags off clothes, leave your old duds in the fitting room, and walk out.
    8. Manhandle all the folded sweaters / shirts on the display, creating a gigantic mess for the sales clerk.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.
    6. Loudly disparage the merchandise on offer.
    7. Cut the tags off clothes, leave your old duds in the fitting room, and walk out.
    8. Manhandle all the folded sweaters / shirts on the display, creating a gigantic mess for the sales clerk.
    9. Try on make-up you have no intention of buying.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while shopping in a department store:

    1. Hold conversations with the dress dummies.
    2. Talk loudly on your cell phone
    3. Tell the check-out clerk you forgot your store charge card and ask her to find the number for you.
    4. Cut the check-out line.
    5. Nap on the mattress displays.
    6. Loudly disparage the merchandise on offer.
    7. Cut the tags off clothes, leave your old duds in the fitting room, and walk out.
    8. Manhandle all the folded sweaters / shirts on the display, creating a gigantic mess for the sales clerk.
    9. Try on make-up you have no intention of buying.
    10. Allow your children to play hide and seek in the merchandise racks and/or treat them like their own personal jungle gyms.

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Dog Park

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Dog Park

    1. Fail to clean up after your dog.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Dog Park

    1. Fail to clean up after your dog.
    2. Stupidly stand by the gate, holding it open while calling your dog, never bothering to think that another dog might charge through the gate in the meantime.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Dog Park

    1. Fail to clean up after your dog.
    2. Stupidly stand by the gate, holding it open while calling your dog, never bothering to think that another dog might charge through the gate in the meantime.
    3. Tell someone their dog would do really well on the "most ugly dog" circuit.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the Dog Park

    1. Fail to clean up after your dog.
    2. Stupidly stand by the gate, holding it open while calling your dog, never bothering to think that another dog might charge through the gate in the meantime.
    3. Tell someone their dog would do really well on the "most ugly dog" circuit.
    4. Let your darling child run unsupervised through the area, because he/she wants to see all the nice doggies and then act appalled when he/she is accidentally knocked down by dogs more interested in playing with each other than him/her. It's a dog park. They're not there to amuse your child. They're there to play with one another.

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