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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1)Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    OMG Tilden you are SO clever!!

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.
    7) Play "He loves me, he loves me not" in the daisy display.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.
    7) Play "He loves me, he loves me not" in the daisy display.
    8) Ask, "What can I get here for a dollar?"
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.
    7) Play "He loves me, he loves me not" in the daisy display.
    8) Ask, "What can I get here for a dollar?"
    9)Wonder aloud whether you should get your wife a rose during a two for a dollar rose sale (and yes, I once heard a guy do that, so I asked him if he thought his wife was worth a whole fifty cents--and no, I don't work in a flower shop; he just made me mad)

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.
    7) Play "He loves me, he loves me not" in the daisy display.
    8) Ask, "What can I get here for a dollar?"
    9)Wonder aloud whether you should get your wife a rose during a two for a dollar rose sale (and yes, I once heard a guy do that, so I asked him if he thought his wife was worth a whole fifty cents--and no, I don't work in a flower shop; he just made me mad)
    I have nothing to add except a @ Tilden.....I would have said something too!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

    1) Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.
    2) Touch the flowers on display.
    3) Leave the cooler door open.
    4)Ask if FTD stands for Flowers That Die.
    5) Smoke a cigar.
    6) Change the cards on things going out for delivery.
    7) Play "He loves me, he loves me not" in the daisy display.
    8) Ask, "What can I get here for a dollar?"
    9)Wonder aloud whether you should get your wife a rose during a two for a dollar rose sale (and yes, I once heard a guy do that, so I asked him if he thought his wife was worth a whole fifty cents--and no, I don't work in a flower shop; he just made me mad)
    10) Ask where the beer section is while opening all the refrigerated doors.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a zoo:
    Count your blessings!

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