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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"
    6. How you doin'?
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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"
    6. How you doin'?
    7. Can we hurry this up? American Idol starts in five minutes.

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"
    6. How you doin'?
    7. Can we hurry this up? American Idol starts in five minutes.
    8. License & registration? Sure...can you hold my beer while I look for it?
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"
    6. How you doin'?
    7. Can we hurry this up? American Idol starts in five minutes.
    8. License & registration? Sure...can you hold my beer while I look for it?
    9. Isn't there a Donut Shop you should be "making love" to right now? (I censored myself)

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    Ten things you should never say to a policeman:
    1. I thought "yellow" meant hurry and get thru the intersection!
    2. I was trying to apply my make up when I went through the red light.
    3. F***in A** Pig tryin' to run my f***in' life, what you think you're a big man with your little baton there, what the f*** do you think I am, afraid of your big Brother sh** (sorry, I'm from NY )
    4. Honest officer I only had 2 beers (all said while holding up 4 fingers and tipping slowly to your right side)
    5. (as heard on "Cops") " She started it!"
    6. How you doin'?
    7. Can we hurry this up? American Idol starts in five minutes.
    8. License & registration? Sure...can you hold my beer while I look for it?
    9. Isn't there a Donut Shop you should be "making love" to right now? (I censored myself)
    10. "You look sexy in those uniforms..."

    10 Things You Shouldn't Lie To Your Child
    1. The Monster Underneath Bed

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Lie To Your Child
    1. The Monster Underneath Bed
    2.Santa's not coming if you don't behave!
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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