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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line
    6. Tell the bride you can't figure out what she sees in the groom.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line
    6. Tell the bride you can't figure out what she sees in the groom.
    7. "You know, it's not too late to get an annulment."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line
    6. Tell the bride you can't figure out what she sees in the groom.
    7. "You know, it's not too late to get an annulment."
    8. Push people down to get the bouquet.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line
    6. Tell the bride you can't figure out what she sees in the groom.
    7. "You know, it's not too late to get an annulment."
    8. Push people down to get the bouquet.
    9. Ask the bride "When are you due?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Say or Do at a Wedding Reception:

    1. "Ten bucks says it won't last a year."
    2. "The cake better be great. It's the only reason I showed up."
    3. The bride reminds me of a great white whale.
    4. The "mother of the bride" dress is terrible.
    5. Use a joy buzzer while shaking hands in the reception line
    6. Tell the bride you can't figure out what she sees in the groom.
    7. "You know, it's not too late to get an annulment."
    8. Push people down to get the bouquet.
    9. Ask the bride "When are you due?"
    10. Ask the bridesmaids, "How much did that getup set you back?"

    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:

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    Name Ten Things You Shouldn't Do in a Floral Shop:
    1)Show up at 5:45 p.m. on February 14 expecting to order a Valentine's Day bouquet to be delivered that day in another state.

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