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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
    6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
    6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
    7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
    6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
    7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
    8. Talk on your cell phone.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
    6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
    7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
    8. Talk on your cell phone.
    9. Curl up on the pew and nap during the sermon.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue

    1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
    2) Read a novel during the sermon.
    3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
    4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
    5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
    6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
    7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
    8. Talk on your cell phone.
    9. Curl up on the pew and nap during the sermon.
    10. Chew gum

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:

    1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:

    1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.
    2. Attempt the fancy tricks with the food and knives that you saw in the Hibachi restaurant.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:

    1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.
    2. Attempt the fancy tricks with the food and knives that you saw in the Hibachi restaurant.
    3. Put corn silk in the garbage disposal.

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