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02-11-2011, 11:30 AM #6431
FORT Friend
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
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02-11-2011, 06:16 PM #6432
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends.
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02-15-2011, 06:07 AM #6433
Gazing pool
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
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02-15-2011, 09:03 AM #6434
9/11/01. Never forget.
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
8. Talk on your cell phone.
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02-17-2011, 08:43 AM #6435
FORT Fanatic
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
8. Talk on your cell phone.
9. Curl up on the pew and nap during the sermon.
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02-17-2011, 12:25 PM #6436
9/11/01. Never forget.
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Church or Synagogue
1)Ask for seconds on the communion wine.
2) Read a novel during the sermon.
3) Put in a $5, while taking out a $20, from the collection basket.
4) Steal the prayer book or hymnal.
5) "Celebrate" Valentine's Day in the confessional.
6)Stand up and ask for ten minutes for a rebuttal as soon as the sermon ends
7. Make up your own words to the hymns.
8. Talk on your cell phone.
9. Curl up on the pew and nap during the sermon.
10. Chew gum
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02-17-2011, 05:08 PM #6437
Gazing pool
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:
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02-17-2011, 07:34 PM #6438
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:
1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.
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02-17-2011, 07:40 PM #6439
9/11/01. Never forget.
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:
1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.
2. Attempt the fancy tricks with the food and knives that you saw in the Hibachi restaurant.
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02-17-2011, 07:42 PM #6440
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the kitchen:
1. Put the stove on and walk away to another room.
2. Attempt the fancy tricks with the food and knives that you saw in the Hibachi restaurant.
3. Put corn silk in the garbage disposal.
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