Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a blabbermouth:
1. I have hemorrhoids.
2. Your computer password
3. You are seeing a psychiatrist.
4. Who's shtupping whom in the neighborhood.
5. What shtupping means.........
6. Your kinky fantasies
7. Classified information your SO mumbled in his sleep.
8. Where you keep the spare key to your house.
9. Your opinions about your daughters friends.