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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a blabbermouth:

    1. I have hemorrhoids.
    2. Your computer password
    3. You are seeing a psychiatrist.
    4. Who's shtupping whom in the neighborhood.
    5. What shtupping means.........
    6. Your kinky fantasies
    7. Classified information your SO mumbled in his sleep.
    8. Where you keep the spare key to your house.
    9. Your opinions about your daughters friends.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell a blabbermouth:

    1. I have hemorrhoids.
    2. Your computer password
    3. You are seeing a psychiatrist.
    4. Who's shtupping whom in the neighborhood.
    5. What shtupping means.........
    6. Your kinky fantasies
    7. Classified information your SO mumbled in his sleep.
    8. Where you keep the spare key to your house.
    9. Your opinions about your daughters friends.
    10. Your opinions about the neighbors.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:
    1. Go to work (but some of us will )

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:
    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    "Blessed is the lonesome pioneer." -- Judee Sill (1973, "There's a Rugged Road")

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:
    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day

    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    4. Make comparisons.
    "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:

    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    4. Make comparisons.
    5. Think it's all about what presents you get.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:

    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    4. Make comparisons.
    5. Think it's all about what presents you get.
    6. Forget to say "Thank You"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:

    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    4. Make comparisons.
    5. Think it's all about what presents you get.
    6. Forget to say "Thank You"
    7. Pick a fight with family members.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do on Christmas day:

    1. Go to work (but some of us will )
    2. Ask if there is a "gift receipt" for the present you just opened.
    3. Tell your child the truth about Santa.
    4. Make comparisons.
    5. Think it's all about what presents you get.
    6. Forget to say "Thank You"
    7. Pick a fight with family members.
    8. Give a detailed description of all the trouble you had to go through.

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