10 Things You Shouldn't Do

Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
6. Transfer your things to an expensive purse on the display, put your old, worn out one on the display, and try to walk out of the store.
7. Make love to your SO in the maternity department in the hopes it will bring you luck.
8. Spin and spin and spin until you fall down.
9. Swipe your arm across the display of Waterford crystal.
10. Take a nap in the bedding department.

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones.

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster
5. Meat that's gone bad

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster
5. Meat that's gone bad
6. Access to the family pet goldfish

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster
5. Meat that's gone bad
6. Access to the family pet goldfish
7. All the fat off a piece of meat

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster
5. Meat that's gone bad
6. Access to the family pet goldfish
7. All the fat off a piece of meat
8. Keys to the kingdom :queen

Name 10 things you shouldn't give to a cat:

1. Dog food
2. A diamond-studded collar
3. Chicken with bones
4. Access to the family pet hamster
5. Meat that's gone bad
6. Access to the family pet goldfish
7. All the fat off a piece of meat
8. Keys to the kingdom
(too late!)
9. A new kitten to play with