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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do before you've had your coffee:

    1. Make decisions.
    2. Pay your bills
    3. Try to hold an intelligent conversation.
    4. Balance your checkbook.
    5. Give a lost person directions.
    6. Cut the dog's toenails
    7. Get into a heated discussion with someone.
    8. Use any dangerous tools.
    9. Decorate the Christmas tree.
    10. Drive

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
    5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
    5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
    6. Transfer your things to an expensive purse on the display, put your old, worn out one on the display, and try to walk out of the store.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
    5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
    6. Transfer your things to an expensive purse on the display, put your old, worn out one on the display, and try to walk out of the store.
    7. Make love to your SO in the maternity department in the hopes it will bring you luck.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
    5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
    6. Transfer your things to an expensive purse on the display, put your old, worn out one on the display, and try to walk out of the store.
    7. Make love to your SO in the maternity department in the hopes it will bring you luck.
    8. Spin and spin and spin until you fall down.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do in the middle of Macy's:

    1. Take our your pocket flask and have a swig.
    2. Try on a bikini while standing next to the escalator
    3. Sit on a display, unpack your lunch, and eat it.
    4. Hand out Lord & Taylor sales flyers.
    5. Try to dance with the mannequins.
    6. Transfer your things to an expensive purse on the display, put your old, worn out one on the display, and try to walk out of the store.
    7. Make love to your SO in the maternity department in the hopes it will bring you luck.
    8. Spin and spin and spin until you fall down.
    9. Swipe your arm across the display of Waterford crystal.

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