10 Things You Shouldn't Do

Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
2. Start making fat jokes
3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"
6. Say "Ooh! A plane is coming!" while pointing to the sky.
7. Yell, "Is this all you've got??" while shaking your fist at the sky.
8. Go to a lake and begin throwing rocks in it while completely ignoring the fact that the ground is shaking.

Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
2. Start making fat jokes
3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"
6. Say "Ooh! A plane is coming!" while pointing to the sky.
7. Yell, "Is this all you've got??" while shaking your fist at the sky.
8. Go to a lake and begin throwing rocks in it while completely ignoring the fact that the ground is shaking.
9. go to the video store, rent the movie "Earthquake" to see how it ends.

Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
2. Start making fat jokes
3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"
6. Say "Ooh! A plane is coming!" while pointing to the sky.
7. Yell, "Is this all you've got??" while shaking your fist at the sky.
8. Go to a lake and begin throwing rocks in it while completely ignoring the fact that the ground is shaking.
9. go to the video store, rent the movie "Earthquake" to see how it ends.
10. Take an elevator to the top of a tall building.

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?
3. When someone's back is turned you put something pink or red in with the whites.
4. Ask, Would you like to see my collection of dryer link at my crib?

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?
3. When someone's back is turned you put something pink or red in with the whites.
4. Ask, Would you like to see my collection of dryer link at my crib?
5. Urinate on someone's just-cleaned-out-of-the-washer laundry.

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?
3. When someone's back is turned you put something pink or red in with the whites.
4. Ask, Would you like to see my collection of dryer link at my crib?
5. Urinate on someone's just-cleaned-out-of-the-washer laundry.
6. Say, "I like your boxers. Where did you get them from?"

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?
3. When someone's back is turned you put something pink or red in with the whites.
4. Ask, Would you like to see my collection of dryer link at my crib?
5. Urinate on someone's just-cleaned-out-of-the-washer laundry.
6. Say, "I like your boxers. Where did you get them from?"
7. Put a load of wash in, and leave the laundromat.

Ten things not to do/say in a laundromat:

1. Set the machines on fire.
2. Ask, Can I put my dirty undies and socks in your washer? I ran our of quarters?
3. When someone's back is turned you put something pink or red in with the whites.
4. Ask, Would you like to see my collection of dryer link at my crib?
5. Urinate on someone's just-cleaned-out-of-the-washer laundry.
6. Say, "I like your boxers. Where did you get them from?"
7. Put a load of wash in, and leave the laundromat.
8. Take off the clothes you are wearing and wash them while you wait - naked.