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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?
    6. I'm in the final stage of labor...do you know how to deliver a baby?
    7. My husband is the judge in traffic court.
    8. I just got this car and it drives so much smoother, I didn't realize.
    9. Red light? What red light?
    10. I've been behind a little old lady going 40 for the last 10 min.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.
    5. Keep drinking.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.
    5. Keep drinking.
    6. Try to find your house.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.
    5. Keep drinking.
    6. Try to find your house.
    7. Play "chicken" with a train.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.
    5. Keep drinking.
    6. Try to find your house.
    7. Play "chicken" with a train.
    8. Try to take your clothes off in public.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

    1. Get behind the wheel of a car.
    2. Propose marriage.
    3. Call an old boyfriend.
    4. Hop on a roller coaster.
    5. Keep drinking.
    6. Try to find your house.
    7. Play "chicken" with a train.
    8. Try to take your clothes off in public.
    9. Get married.

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