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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney
    5. Get an armed guard to escort you.
    6. Tell the boss you are having an affair with his wife.
    7. Tell the boss you were out partying with some other employees and things just "went wild".

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney
    5. Get an armed guard to escort you.
    6. Tell the boss you are having an affair with his wife.
    7. Tell the boss you were out partying with some other employees and things just "went wild".
    8. Present your boss with a framed picture of your butt made on the company copy machine.

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney
    5. Get an armed guard to escort you.
    6. Tell the boss you are having an affair with his wife.
    7. Tell the boss you were out partying with some other employees and things just "went wild".
    8. Present your boss with a framed picture of your butt made on the company copy machine.
    9. Show him your boobs, act like it never happened and then carry on with the review.

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney
    5. Get an armed guard to escort you.
    6. Tell the boss you are having an affair with his wife.
    7. Tell the boss you were out partying with some other employees and things just "went wild".
    8. Present your boss with a framed picture of your butt made on the company copy machine.
    9. Show him your boobs, act like it never happened and then carry on with the review
    10. Pull a flask out of your pocket and offer your boss a swig.

    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes
    3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes
    3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
    4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes
    3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
    4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
    5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes
    3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
    4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
    5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"
    6. Say "Ooh! A plane is coming!" while pointing to the sky.

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    Ten things not to do during an earthquake:

    1. Run outside proclaiming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!".
    2. Start making fat jokes
    3. Stand around. (Hide somewhere, please)
    4. Try to get earthquake insurance at the last moment.
    5. Scream "This is God's wrath for your sinful ways! Impeach Bush and make God happy!"
    6. Say "Ooh! A plane is coming!" while pointing to the sky.
    7. Yell, "Is this all you've got??" while shaking your fist at the sky.

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