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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the hotel bellhop:

    1. Your fly is open
    2. What time do you get off duty?
    3. Do you have change of a dollar?
    4. I do not believe in tipping.
    5. Would you unpack my suitcase?
    6. Hop to it!
    7. Is the doorman your dad?
    8. When are you getting a real job?
    9. What time does the pool close, sailor?
    10. Your uniform is ridiculous!

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?
    6. I'm in the final stage of labor...do you know how to deliver a baby?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?
    6. I'm in the final stage of labor...do you know how to deliver a baby?
    7. My husband is the judge in traffic court.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?
    6. I'm in the final stage of labor...do you know how to deliver a baby?
    7. My husband is the judge in traffic court.
    8. I just got this car and it drives so much smoother, I didn't realize.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 ways to talk yourself out of a traffic ticket:
    1. My dad's a state policeman
    2. You couldn't possibly think I was going over the limit.
    3. How much to make this all go away?
    4. Since you were right behind me, weren't you going just as fast?
    5. Is your radar gun accurate?
    6. I'm in the final stage of labor...do you know how to deliver a baby?
    7. My husband is the judge in traffic court.
    8. I just got this car and it drives so much smoother, I didn't realize.
    9. Red light? What red light?

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