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    10 things you shouldn't say/do in the Subway

    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.

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    10 things you shouldn't say/do in the Subway

    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.
    6. Ask a stranger - "So is THIS the place Jared gets all of those sandwiches?!?" "No wonder he got so skinny - it's gross down here!"

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    10 things you shouldn't say/do in the Subway

    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.
    6. Ask a stranger - "So is THIS the place Jared gets all of those sandwiches?!?" "No wonder he got so skinny - it's gross down here!"
    7. Throw someone onto the tracks just when you can see the lights of an approaching train on the platform.

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    10 things you shouldn't say/do in the Subway

    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.
    6. Ask a stranger - "So is THIS the place Jared gets all of those sandwiches?!?" "No wonder he got so skinny - it's gross down here!"
    7. Throw someone onto the tracks just when you can see the lights of an approaching train on the platform.
    8. Rush into the cabin without letting the people inside alight first (drives me mad)
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.
    6. Ask a stranger - "So is THIS the place Jared gets all of those sandwiches?!?" "No wonder he got so skinny - it's gross down here!"
    7. Throw someone onto the tracks just when you can see the lights of an approaching train on the platform.
    8. Rush into the cabin without letting the people inside alight first (drives me mad
    9. Push and shove without any mercy, and end up hitting/punching/kicking/pinching/etc everyone in your path.

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    ten things - Subway

    1. Clip your nails
    2. Make eye contact
    ^ You bet me to it!
    3. Stand to a man with both hands thrusted into his pockets will he does a little dance.
    4. Don't Act like you're lost
    5. Twitch the muscles in your face and mutter nonsense words.
    6. Ask a stranger - "So is THIS the place Jared gets all of those sandwiches?!?" "No wonder he got so skinny - it's gross down here!"
    7. Throw someone onto the tracks just when you can see the lights of an approaching train on the platform.
    8. Rush into the cabin without letting the people inside alight first (drives me mad
    9. Push and shove without any mercy, and end up hitting/punching/kicking/pinching/etc everyone in your path.
    1o. Jump out at a stop to get a gyro.

    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney

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    Ten things not to do during your annual review at work:

    1. Confess.
    2. Hold your hands over your head and say "Ok, I admit to it - it was me who funnelled 40% of the profits to my personal bank account" before the boss says anything.
    3. Tell the boss you really don't deserve all the money you're making, and then ask for a raise.
    4. bring your attorney
    5. Get an armed guard to escort you.

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