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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
    7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
    7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
    8. Your eeriest witch's cackle
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
    7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
    8. Your eeriest witch's cackle
    9. Is that really fat lady over there your mother?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

    1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
    2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
    3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
    4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
    5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
    6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
    7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
    8. Your eeriest witch's cackle
    9. Is that really fat lady over there your mother?
    10. You'll really like these pickle and turnip cookies.
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    OMG -- VR you are hysterical, but why did you steal my recipe for pickle and turnip cookies?

    Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:

    1. Make a pan of brownies (I'd have to eat them all myself).
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:

    1. Make a pan of brownies (I'd have to eat them all myself).
    2. Buy more than one container of ice cream at a time (because I am an ice cream freak).

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