10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[Columbia, MD]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.

[VelvetRed]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.

[Gutmutter]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.

[VelvetRed]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).

[Gutmutter]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
8. Your eeriest witch's cackle

[Photobabe]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
8. Your eeriest witch's cackle
9. Is that really fat lady over there your mother?

[VelvetRed]

10 Things You Shouldn't Say to Trick-or-Treaters:

1. Hope your Mom and Dad have a good dental plan.
2. Weren't you here 10 minutes ago?
3. This is one ugly costume you're wearing.
4. Get your little paws out of my candy dish.
5. What's your address? I'll be over tomorrow so you can share your loot.
6. Watch out for the monsters in my yard.
7. "We only boil the bad kids" (and glance over at the hot tub).
8. Your eeriest witch's cackle
9. Is that really fat lady over there your mother?
10. You'll really like these pickle and turnip cookies.

[Columbia, MD]

OMG -- VR you are hysterical, but why did you steal my recipe for pickle and turnip cookies?

Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:
1.

[Gutmutter]

Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:

1. Make a pan of brownies (I'd have to eat them all myself).

[Columbia, MD]

Name ten things you'll be sorry for if you do:

1. Make a pan of brownies (I'd have to eat them all myself).
2. Buy more than one container of ice cream at a time (because I am an ice cream freak).