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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say/do during a parent-teacher conference:

    1. I wasn't aware of that because she's always alone at home.
    2. If you switch that grade to an "A," I'll give you fifty bucks.
    3. (pull out a flask) I need a drink; would you like a nip, too?
    4. Can we move this along a little faster? I have a tennis lesson in 15 minutes.
    5. It's your job to teach my kid everything about life, so pick up the slack.
    6. Is this classroom always this messy?
    7. My child wouldn't do that.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say/do during a parent-teacher conference:

    1. I wasn't aware of that because she's always alone at home.
    2. If you switch that grade to an "A," I'll give you fifty bucks.
    3. (pull out a flask) I need a drink; would you like a nip, too?
    4. Can we move this along a little faster? I have a tennis lesson in 15 minutes.
    5. It's your job to teach my kid everything about life, so pick up the slack.
    6. Is this classroom always this messy?
    7. My child wouldn't do that.
    8. I was doing a better job when I home-schooled him!
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say/do during a parent-teacher conference:

    1. I wasn't aware of that because she's always alone at home.
    2. If you switch that grade to an "A," I'll give you fifty bucks.
    3. (pull out a flask) I need a drink; would you like a nip, too?
    4. Can we move this along a little faster? I have a tennis lesson in 15 minutes.
    5. It's your job to teach my kid everything about life, so pick up the slack.
    6. Is this classroom always this messy?
    7. My child wouldn't do that.
    8. I was doing a better job when I home-schooled him!
    9. He says you pick on him for no reason.
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say/do during a parent-teacher conference:

    1. I wasn't aware of that because she's always alone at home.
    2. If you switch that grade to an "A," I'll give you fifty bucks.
    3. (pull out a flask) I need a drink; would you like a nip, too?
    4. Can we move this along a little faster? I have a tennis lesson in 15 minutes.
    5. It's your job to teach my kid everything about life, so pick up the slack.
    6. Is this classroom always this messy?
    7. My child wouldn't do that.
    8. I was doing a better job when I home-schooled him!
    9. He says you pick on him for no reason.
    10.Gee, it must be you. He has no problems with any of his other teachers.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

    1. I know the project is overdue, but I have a nail appointment.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

    1. I know the project is overdue, but I have a nail appointment.
    2. Why don't YOU try doing MY job & I'll just sit on my butt & do nothing like you do!
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

    1. I know the project is overdue, but I have a nail appointment.
    2. Why don't YOU try doing MY job & I'll just sit on my butt & do nothing like you do!
    3. Do you want to go out drinking with me tonight?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

    1. I know the project is overdue, but I have a nail appointment.
    2. Why don't YOU try doing MY job & I'll just sit on my butt & do nothing like you do!
    3. Do you want to go out drinking with me tonight?
    4. Your wife is HOT!
    Count your blessings!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss.

    1. I know the project is overdue, but I have a nail appointment.
    2. Why don't YOU try doing MY job & I'll just sit on my butt & do nothing like you do!
    3. Do you want to go out drinking with me tonight?
    4. Your wife is HOT!
    5. "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" Anyone needs a translation, send me a PM.

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