Name 10 things you shouldn't say/do during a parent-teacher conference:
1. I wasn't aware of that because she's always alone at home.
2. If you switch that grade to an "A," I'll give you fifty bucks.
3. (pull out a flask) I need a drink; would you like a nip, too?
4. Can we move this along a little faster? I have a tennis lesson in 15 minutes.
5. It's your job to teach my kid everything about life, so pick up the slack.
6. Is this classroom always this messy?
7. My child wouldn't do that.