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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Photobabe -- thanks for reviving this thread!!

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6. Rumor has it you're going to a very small congregation.
    7. So, are you going to try a new career as a shoe salesman?
    8. It's really too bad you cheated on your wife.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Photobabe -- thanks for reviving this thread!!

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6. Rumor has it you're going to a very small congregation.
    7. So, are you going to try a new career as a shoe salesman?
    8. It's really too bad you cheated on your wife.
    9. Will your son be out of jail in time to enjoy your new congregation?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6. Rumor has it you're going to a very small congregation.
    7. So, are you going to try a new career as a shoe salesman?
    8. It's really too bad you cheated on your wife.
    9. Will your son be out of jail in time to enjoy your new congregation?
    10. Hopefully in your new town your daughter won't have to do pole dancing.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?
    3. Got any tofu?
    Ted: Dougal, you can't sit around here watching television all day - chewing gum for the eyes!
    Dougal: Oh no thanks Ted, I've got these crisps, here.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?
    3. Got any tofu?
    4. What do you do for fun in the summertime?


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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?
    3. Got any tofu?
    4. What do you do for fun in the summertime?
    5. Can I borrow your ice cube trays so I can build a place next door?
    6.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?
    3. Got any tofu?
    4. What do you do for fun in the summertime?
    5. Can I borrow your ice cube trays so I can build a place next door?
    6. What vegetables will you plant in your garden this year?
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an Eskimo:
    1. Is it cold enough for ya?
    2. Where do you buy your frozen food?
    3. Got any tofu?
    4. What do you do for fun in the summertime?
    5. Can I borrow your ice cube trays so I can build a place next door?
    6. What vegetables will you plant in your garden this year?
    7. What will you do when global warming melts your igloo?

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