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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
    2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
    3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
    4. Get out of bed....LOL
    5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
    6. Play loud music with all the windows open.
    7. Take down a tree with your two-stroke gas-powered Husqvarna
    8. Ring your neighbor's doorbell to borrow something
    9. Set off your firecrackers on Sun., July 4.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
    1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
    2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
    3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
    4. Get out of bed....LOL
    5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
    6. Play loud music with all the windows open.
    7. Take down a tree with your two-stroke gas-powered Husqvarna
    8. Ring your neighbor's doorbell to borrow something
    9. Set off your firecrackers on Sun., July 4.
    10. Call friends to invite them to your Pure Romance party.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6. Rumor has it you're going to a very small congregation.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to a pastor at his farewell party:

    1. Maybe your next congregation will like you better.
    2. I sure hope your successor is a bit more understanding.
    3. I'm going to miss my Sunday morning naps.
    4. From what internet site did you copy your sermons?
    5. Maybe now we will attract some new members.
    6. Rumor has it you're going to a very small congregation.
    7. So, are you going to try a new career as a shoe salesman?
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