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06-19-2010, 06:41 PM #5501
almost a Grandma!
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't say to a hypochondriac:
1. You look a bit flush.
2. Is your hair thinning?
3. Are you sure it is just a stomachache because the last time I thought I had one of those, it turned out to be appendicitis!
4. My friend had a bruise like that. Turned out to be leukemia.
5. I heard the medication you're taking can have fatal side effects.
6. Didn't you used to be taller?
7. HOW ARE YOU?
8. Did you know there's going to be another flu epidemic?
9. Have you seen a dr for that?
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06-19-2010, 07:10 PM #5502
FORT Friend
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't say to a hypochondriac:
1. You look a bit flush.
2. Is your hair thinning?
3. Are you sure it is just a stomachache because the last time I thought I had one of those, it turned out to be appendicitis!
4. My friend had a bruise like that. Turned out to be leukemia.
5. I heard the medication you're taking can have fatal side effects.
6. Didn't you used to be taller?
7. HOW ARE YOU?
8. Did you know there's going to be another flu epidemic?
9. Have you seen a dr for that?
10. None of us are getting any younger
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06-19-2010, 07:31 PM #5503
FORT Friend
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2.
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06-19-2010, 07:57 PM #5504
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
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06-19-2010, 08:21 PM #5505
almost a Grandma!
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
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06-19-2010, 08:25 PM #5506
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
4. Get out of bed....LOL
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06-24-2010, 05:26 AM #5507
Over and Out!
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
4. Get out of bed....LOL
5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
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06-24-2010, 09:29 AM #5508
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
4. Get out of bed....LOL
5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
6. Play loud music with all the windows open.
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06-24-2010, 10:41 PM #5509
FORT Friend
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
4. Get out of bed....LOL
5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
6. Play loud music with all the windows open.
7. Take down a tree with your two-stroke gas-powered Husqvarna.
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06-25-2010, 07:41 PM #5510
Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do
Ten things you shouldn't do before 10 am on a Sunday morning:
1. Jackhammer your front stoop to smithereens.
2. Mow your lawn with a power mower.
3. Have all the neighborhood kids over for a pool party.
4. Get out of bed....LOL
5. Let your kids go door to door selling stuff.
6. Play loud music with all the windows open.
7. Take down a tree with your two-stroke gas-powered Husqvarna
8. Ring your neighbor's doorbell to borrow something
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