10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece
1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?
5. pinch her
6. Teach her to say, "Dude, where's my car?"
7. Tell her to get her own damn Pepsi!
8. Tell her you can't wait until it's time for her to return home.
9. Leave any important papers on the table in front of her.