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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things you shouldn't do while the plumber is working under your kitchen sink:

    1. rifle through his tool box
    2. wash the dishes
    3. walk around in your nightgown
    4. let your 4 goofy Labs in from outside
    5. stare at the crack above the backside of his jeans
    6. Take a picture of said crack in hopes of making it your avatar.
    7. leave your home with him working there alone
    8. tell him your whole sorted life story because (a) he can't hear under there and (b) he is on the clock
    9. Run the garbage disposal
    10. Fire up his propane tank

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    OK, BB, I get the hint!! I need to start a new category.

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
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    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
    4. be rude to a salesperson who asks if he/she can help you

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
    4. be rude to a salesperson who asks if he/she can help you
    5. parade through the store modelling the clothes and asking for other customers' critique
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
    4. be rude to a salesperson who asks if he/she can help you
    5. parade through the store modelling the clothes and asking for other customers' critique
    6. gab to a friend on your cell phone while browsing the racks

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
    4. be rude to a salesperson who asks if he/she can help you
    5. parade through the store modelling the clothes and asking for other customers' critique
    6. gab to a friend on your cell phone while browsing the racks
    7. apply fresh makeup and then pull things over your head

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Ten things you shouldn't do while clothes shopping:
    1. allow your children to hide in the clothes racks and scare the bageebees out of other shoppers
    2. leave your unwanted garments on the floor in the fitting room
    3. look at clothes, and then put them back on different racks all over the store
    4. be rude to a salesperson who asks if he/she can help you
    5. parade through the store modelling the clothes and asking for other customers' critique
    6. gab to a friend on your cell phone while browsing the racks
    7. apply fresh makeup and then pull things over your head
    8. run out of the fitting room to get a different garment or size and leave your
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