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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Grocery Store:
    1. bump other people's carts
    2. take something out of another person's cart because you don't know where to find it in the store
    3. leave your grocery cart in the parking lot to roll wherever and hit a car
    4. stand in your car to reach a high shelf
    5. Ask if you can take a swim in the lobster tank.
    6. Poke your finger through each yogurt to check for freshness
    7. take a lounge chair into the beer cooler (for a break on a steamy hot day)

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Grocery Store:
    1. bump other people's carts
    2. take something out of another person's cart because you don't know where to find it in the store
    3. leave your grocery cart in the parking lot to roll wherever and hit a car
    4. stand in your car to reach a high shelf
    5. Ask if you can take a swim in the lobster tank.
    6. Poke your finger through each yogurt to check for freshness
    7. take a lounge chair into the beer cooler (for a break on a steamy hot day)
    8. grab the pole-mounted intercom, and yell, "YO, can I get some help in Aisle 7, please, like NOW!? YO!"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverLin2;3910866;
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Grocery Store:
    1. bump other people's carts
    2. take something out of another person's cart because you don't know where to find it in the store
    3. leave your grocery cart in the parking lot to roll wherever and hit a car
    4. stand in your car to reach a high shelf
    5. Ask if you can take a swim in the lobster tank.
    6. Poke your finger through each yogurt to check for freshness
    7. take a lounge chair into the beer cooler (for a break on a steamy hot day)
    8. grab the pole-mounted intercom, and yell, "YO, can I get some help in Aisle 7, please, like NOW!? YO!"
    9. crawl into the freezers on a hot day to cool off
    10. announce over the loudspeaker that anyone who's last name starts with an "A" gets their groceries for free


    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    "When a Man wants you,
    Nothing can keep him away;
    When a Man doesn't want you;
    Nothing can make him stay" -- Oprah Winfrey

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    2. ask them to return to you the gifts you gave them

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    2. ask them to return to you the gifts you gave them
    3. Ask if you can use them as a reference for future dates.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    2. ask them to return to you the gifts you gave them
    3. Ask if you can use them as a reference for future dates.
    4. show up with their successor and tell them the "tribe has spoken"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    2. ask them to return to you the gifts you gave them
    3. Ask if you can use them as a reference for future dates.
    4. show up with their successor and tell them the "tribe has spoken"
    5. say you would appreciate it if they would put their life on hold, just in case you change your mind

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    5. say you would appreciate it if they would put their life on hold, just in case you change your mind

    That is a good one Lopevian!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Thanks Baby's!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Breaking Up With Someone:

    1. tell them they're being 'replaced'
    2. ask them to return to you the gifts you gave them
    3. Ask if you can use them as a reference for future dates.
    4. show up with their successor and tell them the "tribe has spoken"
    5. say you would appreciate it if they would put their life on hold, just in case you change your mind
    6. tell them that the relationship lacked "physical chemistry" but not "sexual chemistry" (e.g. Jake to Tenley )

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