10 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Grocery Store:
1. bump other people's carts
2. take something out of another person's cart because you don't know where to find it in the store
3. leave your grocery cart in the parking lot to roll wherever and hit a car
4. stand in your car to reach a high shelf
5. Ask if you can take a swim in the lobster tank.
6. Poke your finger through each yogurt to check for freshness
7. take a lounge chair into the beer cooler (for a break on a steamy hot day)