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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things not to do or say at a funeral home:
    1. start singing rap songs
    2. Dance on the casket
    3. ask if you can take home the flowers
    4. Let your toddler run around singing the "Sesame Street" song
    5. Shake the person in an effort to wake them
    6. critique the handwriting in the guest log
    7. hand out flyers advertising a competing funeral home

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things not to do or say at a funeral home:
    1. start singing rap songs
    2. Dance on the casket
    3. ask if you can take home the flowers
    4. Let your toddler run around singing the "Sesame Street" song
    5. Shake the person in an effort to wake them
    6. critique the handwriting in the guest log
    7. hand out flyers advertising a competing funeral home
    8. take a nap

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things not to do or say at a funeral home:
    1. start singing rap songs
    2. Dance on the casket
    3. ask if you can take home the flowers
    4. Let your toddler run around singing the "Sesame Street" song
    5. Shake the person in an effort to wake them
    6. critique the handwriting in the guest log
    7. hand out flyers advertising a competing funeral home
    8. take a nap
    9. Ask if anyone thinks you might be in the will.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things not to do or say at a funeral home:
    1. start singing rap songs
    2. Dance on the casket
    3. ask if you can take home the flowers
    4. Let your toddler run around singing the "Sesame Street" song
    5. Shake the person in an effort to wake them
    6. critique the handwriting in the guest log
    7. hand out flyers advertising a competing funeral home
    8. take a nap
    9. Ask if anyone thinks you might be in the will.
    10. Tell people they look so much older than the last time you saw them

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
    2. Scream and run away

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
    2. Scream and run away
    3. Sink your face into it.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
    2. Scream and run away
    3. Sink your face into it.
    4. Ask the person where they got the cake.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
    2. Scream and run away
    3. Sink your face into it.
    4. Ask the person where they got the cake.
    5. Lick your fingers and poke them all over the cake, saying "mine, all mine".
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do When Receiving a Birthday Cake
    1. Sneeze
    2. Scream and run away
    3. Sink your face into it.
    4. Ask the person where they got the cake.
    5. Lick your fingers and poke them all over the cake, saying "mine, all mine".
    6. Spray spittle when you blow out the candles

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