+ Reply to Thread
Page 54 of 745 FirstFirst ... 4444546474849505152535455565758596061626364104154554 ... LastLast
Results 531 to 540 of 7449
Like Tree29Likes

Thread: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

  1. #531
    Glad 4 Vlad! :) Tigrazhia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Good ole I.E, Southern California.
    Age
    41
    Posts
    1,521
    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.
    7. Blowing cigarette smoke in their face.
    8. Hack up a loogie
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

  2. #532
    Ready? haejin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    New York City
    Posts
    1,924
    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.
    7. Blowing cigarette smoke in their face.
    8. Hack up a loogie
    9. Fidget with the person you are talking to.

  3. #533
    Dex
    Dex is offline
    Rub a dub dub Dex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Singapore
    Age
    33
    Posts
    341
    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.
    7. Blowing cigarette smoke in their face.
    8. Hack up a loogie
    9. Fidget with the person you are talking to.
    10. Blow smoke into the person's face while you're smoking (rude! :nono)

    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece
    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

  4. #534
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.
    7. Blowing cigarette smoke in their face.
    8. Hack up a loogie
    9. Fidget with the person you are talking to.
    10. Blow smoke into the person's face while you're smoking (rude! )

    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?

  5. #535
    Dex
    Dex is offline
    Rub a dub dub Dex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Singapore
    Age
    33
    Posts
    341
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

  6. #536
    FORT Fogey eldee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    7,545
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?

  7. #537
    Premium Member Yeti Long Shot: Porpoheus Champion
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    SLC, UT
    Posts
    3,160
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?
    5. pinch her

  8. #538
    Retired! hepcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    in a good place
    Posts
    27,046
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?
    5. pinch her
    6. Teach her to say, "Dude, where's my car?"
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

  9. #539
    Hi Everybody! drnick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    in my rocking chair, on my porch of bitterness
    Posts
    69
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?
    5. pinch her
    6. Teach her to say, "Dude, where's my car?"
    7. Tell her to get her own damn Pepsi!

  10. #540
    Fort Regular angelic_one2002's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    8,588
    10 things you shouldn't do when looking after your 2-year old niece

    1. Say, "WTF did you do that for?!"
    2. Do you understand what the word adoption means?
    3. Say, "YOU clean up after your own mess!"
    4. Ask, Don't you agree that child labor laws are a thing of the past?
    5. pinch her
    6. Teach her to say, "Dude, where's my car?"
    7. Tell her to get her own damn Pepsi!
    8. Tell her you can't wait until it's time for her to return home.
    "Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.