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    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"

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    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"
    6. "Disgruntled? Do you even know what disgruntled means?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"
    6. "Disgruntled? Do you even know what disgruntled means?"
    7. I'm extremely peeved that there's postage due on this package. Do terrorists make good on such things?
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"
    6. "Disgruntled? Do you even know what disgruntled means?"
    7. I'm extremely peeved that there's postage due on this package. Do terrorists make good on such things?
    8. Ten minutes late because of five feet of snow? Don't expect anything for Christmas this year!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:
    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"
    6. "Disgruntled? Do you even know what disgruntled means?"
    7. I'm extremely peeved that there's postage due on this package. Do terrorists make good on such things?
    8. Ten minutes late because of five feet of snow? Don't expect anything for Christmas this year!
    9. Did you know that customers can easily go postal?
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your local postmaster:

    1. There's a very good reason that I don't want to put a return address on it.
    2. What do you mean, "you can't ship explosives?" (LOL)
    3. Those aren't airholes. Just ship this box the cheapest way, dammit!
    4. You can just open the door if I'm not home and give my mail to the pit bull.
    5. "Ticking? What ticking? I don't hear any ticking!"
    6. "Disgruntled? Do you even know what disgruntled means?"
    7. I'm extremely peeved that there's postage due on this package. Do terrorists make good on such things?
    8. Ten minutes late because of five feet of snow? Don't expect anything for Christmas this year!
    9. Did you know that customers can easily go postal?
    10. I have a large amount of cash in this package.



    (Considering airline safety/security)
    Ten things you should never have in your carry on luggage.

    1.
    Don't sweat the small stuff it's a waste of energy and time that can be better used.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never have in your carry-on luggage:

    1. Hemorrhoid cream
    Last edited by Baby's Breath; 04-26-2010 at 09:11 AM.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Just want to say that "postal" game was one of the funniest things I've seen on here. Kudos to all!!



    Name 10 things you should never have in your carry-on luggage:

    1. Hemorrhoid cream
    2. A big bottle of shampoo

    BB -- I did not except that reply from you!! LMAO.

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