10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire
1. Make the fire worse.
2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
3. Go get marshmallows.
4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
5. Blow on it.
6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
7. Attempt to put it out by pouring a bottle of vodka on it.