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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.
    6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
    7. Attempt to put it out by pouring a bottle of vodka on it.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.
    6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
    7. Attempt to put it out by pouring a bottle of vodka on it.
    8. If it's a person's hair, say, "ha ha! Michael Jackson!" (this actually happened to me, yes, my hair caught on fire, and yes some guy pointed at my put-out, smokin' head and said, "ha ha, Michael Jackson!")
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    Dang, Shazzer. Especially being referred to MJ.

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.
    6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
    7. Attempt to put it out by pouring a bottle of vodka on it.
    8. If it's a person's hair, say, "ha ha! Michael Jackson!"
    9. Throw someone's valuable in it.

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    Dang, Shazzer. Especially being referred to MJ.

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.
    6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
    7. Attempt to put it out by pouring a bottle of vodka on it.
    8. If it's a person's hair, say, "ha ha! Michael Jackson!"
    9. Throw someone's valuable in it.
    10. Get your camera to take pictures. (Sorry...)

    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do when you are talking to someone face to face:

    1. Scatch yourself below the belt.
    2. Stare at the top of their head or their ear instead of looking them in the eyes. ( I hate that!)
    3. Smell your fingers. (Where have they been anyway?)\
    4. Sneeze, and w/o covering your mouth.
    5. Pick your nose.
    6. Dry retch or vomit.
    7. Blowing cigarette smoke in their face.
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